Hey, there.

Have you ever thought your family was super weird…

Me, too.

Have you ever wished that you could escape? Into a book or a song or a hole in the back wall of your closet?

Me, too.

Have you ever wished that your favorite character from a book or TV show or movie was real? And totally your friend? 

Me, too!

Man, we have so much in common. I think we're going to be friends.